Tight-rope Walker T-Shirts

'Who tied my shoelace together.'

Man Walking on Life Line

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Information Tightrope.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Fly Tightrope walker

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Frankie and Annette.

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Trapeze artists commuting

Hire Wire Act

Tightrope Walker.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

High-Wire-Dip

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Tightrope Walker

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

The Great Laundini

'George and I met on line!'

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."