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'We shouldn't have any trouble in keeping a balanced portfolio!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Fly Tightrope walker

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Trapeze artists commuting

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Frankie and Annette.

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Hire Wire Act

Tightrope Walker.

Tightrope Walker

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

'George and I met on line!'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

High-Wire-Dip

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

The Great Laundini

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer

Walking the line...

Risky investor