Tight Budget Pillows

'Jones, how about a moratorium on keeping up? Our budget is a bit tight this year.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Occupy Budget Balancing

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Your tax $ at WAR.

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

Homeless count.

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

Realty. Remember

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

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