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The day after Father's Day.

'Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day tie first.'

'I want one loud enough to keep him awake.'

'Honey? I'm having second thoughts about the tie.'

'You're not getting in here with a tasteless tie like that.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

I could have danced all night!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mardi Gras

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

Cimafunk

Tut and Carmen.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."