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"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I really got used to working from home."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"What's with your hair?"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

The oldest swinger in town.

Play golf on the billiards table.

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Punk Rock

Cluster Catastrophe

Rules and procedure

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Chess bowling.

Bassoonist cherub.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."