Tie Rebel Mugs

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I really got used to working from home."

"What's with your hair?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Cowpunk

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

The oldest swinger in town.

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Cluster Catastrophe

Punk Rock

Rules and procedure

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

Chess bowling.

Bassoonist cherub.