Tidying Comic Mugs

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

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Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Casual skydiving.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Grooming for beginners.

Clearing Away Christmas

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

Carpet cleaning

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

'I value order above all.'