Tidy Triumphants Mugs

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

Let's get organized

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

G.P.S. For the Home

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

My mum is very houseproud.

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Clearing Away Christmas

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

Objets D'Angst

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Is clutter necessary?