Tidy-minded Soul Prints

"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Messy Sink

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."