Tidy Guru Prints

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Problem Solving

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Was it a fuse?"

Enlightened Cursing

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"Namaste."

Builders.

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"