Tidiness Trickster T-Shirts

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

TV and cleaner

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Decluttering. . .

The Movers - Decluttering

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Office De-cluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'