Tidiness Trickster T-Shirts

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

The Movers - Decluttering

Decluttering. . .

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'