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Low Tide

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Housewife: Out of Order.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Al, The Go-From Guy

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."