Tidiness Procrastinator Mugs

Low Tide

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Housewife: Out of Order.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I think I see the problem."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."