Tidiness-challenged T-Shirts

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

TV and cleaner

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

The Messy Sink

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Decluttering. . .

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Office De-cluttering