Tidiness-challenged T-Shirts

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

TV and cleaner

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Decluttering. . .

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

The Messy Sink

Office De-cluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."