Tidal Enthusiasts Prints

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Fishing boat.

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Wine taster with mineral water

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Distractions.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Set sail

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Call me Ishmael."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'