Tidal Chart Reader Mugs

"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

NHS/Private Eye Care.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

High tide.

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"And this is where, to use a technical term, 'things went to shit.'"

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'I'd like to see us start making a little more of this money, up here.'

'Just remember. . . work harder, work smarter and more importantly, you may have to work for less.'

"I need the saw again."

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"This better be high tide."

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

I can explain what happened to your investment with this chart.

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'