Ticklish Toes Buster Pillows

Toe-Tickling Machine

Concert Pianist.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Piano Recital

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Emmanuel Ax

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Podiatrist

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

Piano Shop.

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

Boomerang Toenail

Free tickles any size

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

In the podiatrist's office.

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

"I'll see what I can do - Just how ticklish ARE you?"

'We don't have any seafood, sir, but I could soak some pork in salt water for you.'