Ticklish Toes Buster Pillows

Toe-Tickling Machine

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

Emmanuel Ax

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Podiatrist

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

Piano Shop.

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

Free tickles any size

Boomerang Toenail

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

In the podiatrist's office.

'We don't have any seafood, sir, but I could soak some pork in salt water for you.'

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'