Throwing Prints

Gym Paperboy.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Discus accidents.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

Knife-thrower.

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Go Back

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'