Throne Sitter Gifts

Decisions...Decisions.

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Church for sports worshipers.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Hush puppy.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Save Our Universe

"He's a guard dog."

'He's not supposed to go out.'