Thrill Seekers Of The Corporate Jungle Gifts

Aisling is dismayed by the Board's decision.

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

YOLO vs YODO

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Mentors guide you through the maze.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Trapeze Artists

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"On Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

How's My Diving?

'But this company was founded on getting totally over excited.'

Waco violence

"No, you open yours first."