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Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

Okay, dig that one up!

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Gardener

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Waiting for plants to grow

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'