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Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Gardener

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Waiting for plants to grow

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.