Thrifty Theatergoer T-Shirts

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

The Bargain Brand

How much would you take off for cash?

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

The Paunch & Judy Show

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

The 29p Shop

Pound sign being cut in half.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Window shopping is not as much fun as it used to be.'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'Yes I like the dress dear, but don't they have it in a cheaper size?'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'They saw you coming.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."