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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I love these old decorations!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"There's more inside."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."