Thriftiness Enthusiasts Prints

Thrift: 'More! More!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Extreme Yard Sale

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'