Thrift Traveler Pillows

"That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I love these old decorations!"

"I just..."

"There's more inside."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.