Thrift Store Swiper T-Shirts

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Second hand furniture.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

House sale.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time