Thrift Store Swiper T-Shirts

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Queen of Upcycling!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"How soon will this be a remnant

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

House sale.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Garage Sales Anonymous

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'