"There is nothing of value here."
Thrift Store Owner T-Shirts
Celebrate their thrift store savvy with a T-shirt that showcases their entrepreneurial spirit. Fun, witty, and comfortable—perfect for casual days at the shop or relaxing at home.
'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'
Second hand furniture.
'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
"I just..."
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange
Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.
'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'
Crap others threw out
'Withdrawal symptoms.'
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')
"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"
'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.
Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).
House sale.
Electricity Bills
Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.
"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."
'For Sale Used Only Once.'
"There's another one! Pull over!"
"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."
Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.
Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'
Garage Sales Anonymous
"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"
What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.
'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'
Thrift Store Owner T-Shirts Collection
Thrift Store Owner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for thrift store owners—humorous, inspiring, and perfect for their daily coffee breaks.
Thrift Store Owner Pillows
Add some humor and personality to their space with our thrift store-themed pillows—ideal for a casual, cozy vibe.
Thrift Store Owner Prints
Find stylish prints that capture the charm of vintage treasures—perfect for decorating their shop or personal space.