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'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Currently Boston

Basketball

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

I love Basketball.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

Tee for Two!

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Professional football.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

The Off-Season

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"This better be important."

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

"Our new five million pound striker seems to have developed a phobia about dark tunnels boss."