Thread Count Enthusiast Pillows

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Quilting Bee.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

A woman knits from a globe.

Psychiatrist knitting

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

The twittering president.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'