Thrash Metal Enthusiast Gifts

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Existential Risk

Hitchcock's The Birds

Football player has head instead of ball.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Wash and Go...to hell...

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"So laughter isn't the best medicine..."

'Cut me some slackers.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"

'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Future Opera

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

'Hello, I'm selling life insurance. Tell me, sir, are you covered?'