Thoughtful Conversation Prints

"Do you believe in predestination?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Very Difficult Conversations

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'The Questioner'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”