Thought Experiment Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Rodin's Thinker.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Human Brain

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

X-RAY

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.