Thirsty For Laughs Prints

Caution Wet Surface!

'You lifted your head.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I'm afraid he's a bit tied up right now'

'He did it for us.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'l leave worrying about taxes to those who pay them.'

Menace.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

"So when you are at work, you never get recess? How sad."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

'Poland springs! Poland springs!'

"It was amicable. She got the phones and I got the data plan."

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!