Literary Laugh-seekers Prints

'I plagiarized because I thought it bares repeating.'

'Maybe there's hope for Leonard yet...' says wife, looking at husband reading a book called 'When funny things happen to stodgy people.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

Multi-Generational Books

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'l leave worrying about taxes to those who pay them.'

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Bell boy!

"How much should I spend on a bottle of wine?"

Athletic clothes...shoes: 'What do you have for sitting on a wall?'

Ruth and her new cordless telephone.

"Alice said the bottle had 'Drink Me' on the label but the only word I can see is Gin!"

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'

'Illiterati' Isn't Jeffrey Archer Brilliant...

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

Here Lies Inventor of Autocorrect - Restaurant in Peace

'Hello...Dr Smith...this is...Fred Yomp's computer...'