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"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Work Parfait

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

The Salesman

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Child in a bear suit.

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"So! When's the big day?"

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

A rainbow umbrella

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Uh-oh... the boss is wearing his safety boots! That means, someone will get kicked out today!'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Triple whammy."