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"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

Easter Candy Island.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

The Power of 3D Glasses.

"We have to keep them guessing."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

Evolution...the paddling crocodile.

"I got the part!"

'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

'Can you believe it's one million, B.C.?' 'No. Me still write 'one million-one' on checks!'

"Much better."

Solar eclipse 2024