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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Tiny Visions

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Exit only.

Computer games

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"We evolved from asteroids"