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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Tiny Visions

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Computer games

Exit only.

Your Future Home.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"