Third Child Born Mugs

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Child in a bear suit.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"Triple whammy."

Untidy bedroom

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Reflected Glory

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

Time for bed

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'I eventually want one to go with every outfit.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."