Thinking Of Starting A Family Pillows

'I want kids, but not until I can afford to farm them out.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Like death by salad.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Grounded

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Mother Goose Timeshare

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Mythical Family of Four.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.