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Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Moving in

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

The modern generation!

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

"No, sorry, folks ??" you still can't afford to start a family."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'I want kids, but not until I can afford to farm them out.'

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

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"You're nice, Melvin, but before I marry you, I need to see how you perform in a down market."

Another day in the lifestyles of the rich and famous...

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'

"I'm sorry, Charles. I've asked myself if I could live with you, and 'No' is what surfaced."

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids? Because if you do, that means I'm next in line. So the longer you put it off, the more time I've got. I don

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

"If you want to keep his rib...I'd insist on a pre-nup."