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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Light Bulb Moment

Bright idea

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

Scientist with test tube.

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

'More or less?'

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A man having a light bulb screwed into his head.

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Early American Think Tank.

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"But I digress..."

Culturally significant problems solved.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

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