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A man having a light bulb screwed into his head.

"A government study, released today, called 'for a dozen more government studies...'"

'Apparently it's making a comeback.'

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Oh no ... we're out of ideas!"

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

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The Economy of Ideas

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

"Somehow, we started out with a plan for debt-free money and ended up with money-free debt."

"And if your idea is really good, who knows we might even pass it off as our own."

Light Bulb Moment

Motivational Posters: Think. Just look it up.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Bright idea

"That's amazing - I was just thinking the same thing."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Thought Process.

Sigmund Freud.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'