Thesis Juggler T-Shirts

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

That party went well.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

The coffee's not working.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Stop and Birch

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

New Ideas in Business.

Overworked

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

In and Out Trays

Accounting: In/Ouch