Thesis Juggler T-Shirts

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

That party went well.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

The coffee's not working.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Stop and Birch

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

New Ideas in Business.

Overworked

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

In and Out Trays

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Accounting: In/Ouch