Thesis Enthusiast Pillows

His Master's Thesis.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Burning the midnight oil.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Priest

Six Thinking Hats

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"At least we agree to disagree."

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A Freudian slip...

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'