Thermometers Prints

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The interested bystanders.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

The new rain dance.

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Cat Thermostat

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

"Hey, it's not the heat, it's the humidity."

Thermos capsule lunch launch.

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."