Thermometers Prints

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The interested bystanders.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

The new rain dance.

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Cat Thermostat

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."

"Hey, it's not the heat, it's the humidity."