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'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Bonk!"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Entropy.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Science And Society 1923

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Capital

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'