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'Things couldn't be better.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Entropy.

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

Water: the first medicine

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Entropy Seminar.

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

'Does it have colour?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Fridays For Future

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Nord Stream 2

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'The beauty of this system is that there are a few small errors programmed into it, which helps to avoid local depersonalization.'

Showering in winter.

Power theft on mobile phones

Lighthouse

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

'Welcome to our store,,,now take me to your leader'

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,