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"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

The trauma of losing.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Couples' therapy

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Pet a Puppy