Therapy Trekker Prints

"He fears vulnerability."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Licensed Therapist

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Pet a Puppy

Couples' therapy

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'We have three minutes left.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

The Physiciatrist...

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"