Therapy Participant Mugs

'Life can be tough, Peel.' - 'Yes.' - 'But you have to stay positive.' - 'Yes' - 'You have to keep telling yourself, 'This loser is funding my holiday to Hawaii.' - 'Yes.'

'£400 for three hours treatment. You must think I'm crazy.'

'They're just feelings. You don't have to act on them. There's no reason to have stage fright.'

'Welcome to sex addicts anonymous. It appears that we are missing a chair so who would like me to sit on their lap?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Pet a Puppy

Couples' therapy

Window Treatment

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'